Signs Reactions When Boss Threatens to Fire from Job

(⚠ Warning: This is for fun only and need not to be taken seriously or personally. Readers discretion is advised) 

Boss: I will fire you... bla...bla...bla... 

Aries: Hhuh... Even I'm not interested in working here...I'm not here to wait for termination letter. I'm resigning... 

Taurus: Ohh boss!  Take it easy! I accept that it was my mistake but right now it looks like you are hungry. I believe you should take lunch first. 

Gemini: Hmm... (Ohh.. It looks like Gemini is confused that how to react) 

Cancer: Ohh I'm sorry sir...(Emotionally) I tried my level best but luck didn't favoured. I think you should give me a chance. I'm having a family and all that stuff. (Inside being sad that I gave him due respect and always booked his airline tickets on behalf of his secretary still such injustice to me? I always seen a friend in him!!!) (About to cry) 

Leo: It's enough boss!  You cannot fire in such a way. You were not supposed to sanction that project. I even denied at that time. If I had been team leader, this situation would have never arised. 

Virgo: Well,  let me tell,  even you are not having the correct information. I gathered all data. The only cause of accident in the plant is the ignorance of our supervisor and maintenance team is totally inefficient. On that day,  the supervisor left the plant at 05:55 PM and the material used was 1 mm thicker than it should be. Thank god it was me there as I warned them... 

          (Oops! Boss interrupts her in between and ready to sign her termination letter) 

Libra: Well,  sir,  I think we can convert this problem into a win win situation where in we will increase the wages of only those workers who are accepting the new slab based wage plan and we should put rest workers under performance improvement programme defining they are generating less revenue for the company and ultimately not eligible for extra bonus...bla...bla...bla

(Boss is trying to understand this "scheme" and forgot about her termination) 

Scorpio:  (still not found!  It looks like peons are still searching him within the premises) 

Sagittarius: (It took 10 minutes for Sagittarius to know why he was being fired and some how he managed to convince boss to not to fire him) (ohh forgot to tell you,  they play golf together every weekend) 

Capricorn: (Capricorn has actually not done any mistake but victim of some misunderstanding, now seriously trying to prove his genuineness) Let me start from beginning....bla...bla...bla...This is how the whole thing was.

Aquarius: Boss!  It's ok if you fire me,  but none of the worker should suffer in this matter...

Pisces: (well Pisces is feeling very bad right now,  and cancer, one of his best friend, is here to give him some moral support and sympathy) (Mentally ready to find his 5th job)